Having a baby is something that most humans desire to do at least once in their life. For some, everything revolves around trying to have a baby, while others do almost anything they can to avoid the process. Still, wanting to have a child is a natural human desire that we’re built for accomplishing.
It still seems like those trying desperately to have a baby sometimes struggle the most. Other people just have to look at someone of the opposite sex and they get pregnant. Either way, there are definitely some tricks and tips to make the process a little quicker. Here are 20 of the most outrageous.
Pierce Your Nose
You can’t just have a nose piercing, or pierce any nostril. If you’re looking to conceive, it’s best to pierce your left nostril. The piercing increases blood flow to the uterus, resulting in a higher chance of conceiving. This is why you often might see brides of certain cultures with a nostril piercing.
Wear Toe Rings
Much like nose piercings, toe rings are said to increase your blood flow. A better blood flow helps regulate the menstrual cycle, which helps increase the chances of getting pregnant. Toe rings are also supposedly said to increase a woman’s drive, which is one of the most important parts of the baby making process.
Drink Cough Syrup If You Want A Boy
Taking cough syrup helps reduce nasal mucus, but it can also reduce vaginal mucus as well. This is important in conceiving but has also shown favorable when trying to have a boy. The process helps in the eggs attaching to Y chromosomes, which are crucial for having boys.
Get Some Sun
Everyone knows that the sun can be damaging, but not if you’re in the baby-making market! Being exposed to the sun helps increase vitamin D levels, which in turns can drive up the level of hormones in both male and females. Not only will this increase drive, but it’ll lead to better chances of getting pregnant as well!
Do Some Interior Decorating
You don’t need to paint your house, but rearranging your furniture can definitely help. The layout of your house has a huge role in a person’s positive energy, according to many old traditions. Be sure to check if your bed, or couch, or wherever you plan on conceiving, will help in producing a baby or not.
Take Acid For A Girl
Don’t actually take acid, known as LSD, but do increase your levels of acidic foods if you’re looking to have a girl. Acid is known as a killer for male sperm cells, so if you eat fatty foods full of acid, you’re likely to have a better chance of producing female sperm cells.
Throw Your Underwear Onto The Roof
This might be difficult for some people, especially if you live in a 10-story apartment, but throwing your underwear on the roof might lead to conception. According to the Yansi people in Congo, throwing your underwear on the roof can help in the baby-making process. One crucial part of the process, however, is retrieving said underwear from the roof ONLY on a new moon day.
Get Henna Tattoos
Henna tattoos seem to be growing more popular among pretty much everyone, especially young girls going to music festivals. However, henna can play a vital role in reproduction. When getting a tattoo, getting certain symbols drawn, like flowers and zigzags, are said to help in the baby-making process.
Crystals and stones are known to have different healing powers depending on the stone and how it’s used. This holds true for fertility as well. Certain gemstones can help those trying to reproduce to have better luck. Even celebs such as Kim Kardashian swear by the process!
Worshiping trees can look crazy to someone who happens to see you do it, but many religions swear by it due to its healing processes! Certain trees, such as the banyan and peepal trees, are said to have certain fertility powers that make conceiving easier and more likely!
Drink Pomegranate Juice
Pomegranates are definitely rich in antioxidants, and the healthier both people are, the likelier they are to conceive. But pomegranates specifically are said to also help increase the quality of sperm. So make sure the man who’s involved in the reproduction process is eating his fair share of pomegranates!
Acupuncture isn’t just for women’s noses! Acupuncture is good for both sexes to produce a better quality blood flow. But it’s especially important for the man to get poked, as certain forms of acupuncture can help increase the quality and the count of sperm cells!
Put Your Undies In The Freezer
If you can’t seem to get your underwear on the roof, a better spot might be the freezer, but only for the man. Heat creates a hostile environment for sperm, so it’s important to keep a man’s nether regions nice and cool if you’re trying to conceive.
Stay Away From Your Laptop
WiFi has the possibility of lowering sperm count, which is the opposite of what you want to happen when trying to reproduce. Also, if you’re sitting with your laptop on your lap (and you’re a male) not only is that WiFi affecting your junk, but the heat from the computer is counteracting your freezing cold undies!
Eat Blueberry Jam
Blueberries are another fruit rich in antioxidants that can help better prepare the body for reproduction. Blueberry jam, specifically, is full of these essential qualities. Some suggest even rubbing the jam all over both parties’ junk before the reproduction process!
Drink Wine And Eat Chocolate
Many couples have claimed that drinking wine and eating chocolate lead to them having a better time trying to conceive. Doctors most likely speculate that this was because both wine and chocolate are stress-reducing, and low stress is crucial when trying to reproduce.
Of all the things on our list, going vegan might actually be one of the hardest (if you aren’t vegan already). However, experts say avoiding a diet of artificial hormones is better when trying to reproduce. It’s also good to practice the best health possible to have the best quality sperm and uterine home for the baby.
Wear Socks While Doing the Deed
This is something that sounds pretty un-sexy, however, it does have a good chance of working. Many of the things on the list involve better blood flow, and keeping socks on does just that. Socks keep pressure and warmth in the feet, allowing the blood to travel throughout the body easier!
Stand On Your Head
After the fun time, and when the man finished with his business, it’s good for the woman to lay in a position with her feet up and head down so as to let the sperm travel better. While doing a handstand might be difficult, doctors say that just slight elevation, such as using a pillow under your butt, can help move the process along.
Don’t Orgasm If You Want A Girl
A male orgasm is obviously necessary when conceiving, as sperm is needed in making a baby. However, when a woman orgasms, it moves the sperm closer to the cervix, and male sperm cells are the fastest of all. So if a woman doesn’t orgasm, it’s likely that all chromosomes will reach the eggs at the same time, resulting in a higher chance of a female sperm cell winning the race.